White Pants, Black Heart

“so one day my friend and i were coming back into queens from the city and we were innocently sitting and laughing at the way this lady was eating her chocolate covered pretzles. it was as if shed never seen chocolate covered pretzles before in her life and as if they were as precious as gold. but thats really not the point of the story, just some background info. So as we were sitting, this guy in a completely whit outfit walks into the subway cart right in across from us. (it wasnt rush hour, so tehre were seats everywhere, but the guy just stood there). Then to our dismay, they guy turns to face us and we realize that hes not wearing any underwear. you may ask how we knew he wasnt wearing underwear. . . well white pants + hot day + no underwear = a sight that we really had no intentions of seeing. So to make matters worse, he begins to talk to us (i really have no recollection of what he was talking about) and while he is talking he naturally plays with his member. (Did i mention we were sitting and he was standing?)but thankfully our stop was the next stop, so we only experienced it for about 5 mins.”

-isabelle